Paradox Chronicle

How to Terraform Mars, the Right Way!

The Best way to Terraform Mars would be to increase its rotation to increase internal movement and thus its magnetosphere, increase it’s atmosphere, and increase the water on Mars, which may to some seem like a large feat, and dismissible, but its not! By manipulating the Paths of Large Iron Asteroids and impacting them precisely in the right direction would […]

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Shit Posts

AOC Piledrives Cruz over Cancun Trip

AOC the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezzz!!! Pile Drives Ted “the Canadian Cuban” Cruz over his abandoning his State during an Emergency to go to Cancun, because it […]

Florida Man tries US Coup Attempt

In an Never Ending Rash of Florida Man Incidents, Florida Man and McDonalds Connoisseur Donald Trump has been all over the Papers for his failed […]